WOMAN ON BOARD IS BAD LUCK
COZ THEIR BIG BUTTS DISTRACT THE CREW'S ATTENTION, ANGER THE SEA GODS AND CAUSES TREACHEROUS CONDITIONS YARRRRR!
AN OLD PIRATE PHRASE
THAT'S WHY A TYPICAL METAL BAND'S CONFIGURATION MUST BE 4 DUDES STRAIGHT YOU KNOW.
INFACT WHAT OUR GIRL FRIENDS OR WIVES REALLY HAVE TO DO IS TO GRAB THEIR CAMS AND THEN TRY TO TAKE OUR FANCY PICS WHILE WE'RE PERFORMIN' LIVE ON THE STAGE!
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